You Might be a Middle School SGL if…
CJ Palmer
May 1, 2020

Middle school is a unique time in the life of a student. It’s also a unique time in the life of their small group leader. You Might be a Middle School SGL if… Getting to question three on your Small Group Leader Guide is a huge win on any given Sunday. You’ve ever had to […]

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Middle school is a unique time in the life of a student. It’s also a unique time in the life of their small group leader.

You Might be a Middle School SGL if…

  • Getting to question three on your Small Group Leader Guide is a huge win on any given Sunday.
  • You’ve ever had to talk to your students about using deodorant, “even though your mom doesn’t check on Sunday morning.”
  • You sometimes can’t tell your girls apart because they are all wearing the same thing.
  • You’ve ever packed Red Bull and Silly String for a weekend church retreat.
  • You don’t laugh when people make jokes about the smell of Axe body spray, because it’s no joke to you. It’s real life.
  • You know about how many sodas a student can drink before vomiting.
  • You know about how much candy a student can eat before vomiting.
  • That high pitched scream doesn’t bother you anymore.
  • You’ve met a student’s parents and wondered, How could such a lovely parent raise such an unpleasant child?
  • You have rules in your small group about what you’re allowed to sit on and where you can put your feet.
  • You enjoy being on a thread with 100 messages in 15 minutes. Or you use emojis to continue a conversation.
  • You’ve learned to censor words and phrases in your vocabulary that even remotely sound like they could also be body parts.
  • You think your church’s ventilation system should automatically spray Febreze on Sunday morning.
  • You’ve ever heard a student ask God to reveal “whether or not she like, likes likes me or just like, likes me.
  • You have that kid in your group. Yea, that kid.
  • You believe that, despite their craziness, smelliness, and loudness, middle school students are made in the image of God.
  • You know that middle school students are actually capable of having mature and thoughtful conversations about faith and life.
  • You love leading middle school students, even though most people don’t understand why.

Ok, now it’s your turn. What would you add to this list?